French Knight — Characters

Crooked smiling theatrical mask on two blank sealed envelopes, maroon/copper — Original artwork

I unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a window dresser. So, you think you could outclever us french folks with your silly, knees-bent, running-about, advancing behavior? I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy-leather, second-hand, electric donkey bottom biters.

French Knight

A small yellow cheese castle stands among stones beneath a white flag against a blue sky. — Original artwork

You don’t frighten us, English pig dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called “Arthur King,” you and all your silly English K-n-i-g-g-i-t-s.

French Knight

A battered metal pot with a wooden spoon and a draped white cloth sits on small grey castle-like blocks. — Original artwork

You don’t frighten us, English pig dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called “Arthur King,” you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.

French Knight