More from Shrek
- Blue flower, red thorns, blue flower, red thorns - this would be so much easier if I wasn't color blind!
- Don’t die, Shrek. And if you see any long tunnels, stay away from the light.
- Don't mess wit' me. I'm the Stair Master. I've Mastered the Stairs. I wish I had a step right here, I could step here and here and here and step all over it.
- I just know, before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitchin'.
- I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt, too. Those stairs won't know which way they're going.
- This'll be fun. We'll stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning... I'm making waffles.
Last reviewed 2026-07-09