Don't mess wit' me. I'm the Stair Master. I've Mastered the Stairs. I wish I had a step right here, I could step here and here and here and step all over it.

More from Shrek

• Blue flower, red thorns, blue flower, red thorns - this would be so much easier if I wasn't color blind!
• Don’t die, Shrek. And if you see any long tunnels, stay away from the light.
• I just know, before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitchin'.
• I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt, too. Those stairs won't know which way they're going.
• This'll be fun. We'll stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning... I'm making waffles.
• Wow, that was really scary, and if you don’t mind me saying, if that don’t work, your breath will certainly get the job done, ’cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something ’cause your breath stinks.