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Don't mess wit' me. I'm the Stair Master. I've Mastered the Stairs. I wish I had a step right here, I could step here and here and here and step all over it.
— Donkey ‧ Shrek
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An editorial interpretation.
The speaker builds a tough-guy title out of stairs: Stair Master, Mastered the Stairs. The joke is how modest the claim to fame is. Then comes a wish for a step to stomp on, so the bravado gets aimed at furniture.
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