A small spiral staircase of wooden blocks with a red boxing glove resting on the top step.

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Donkey

I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt, too. Those stairs won't know which way they're going.

— Shrek  ·  2001

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What it means

Our interpretation.

A comically blustery threat against a flight of stairs, as though steps were an enemy that could be beaten up. The joke lies in treating architecture like an opponent, with the confident claim that the stairs will end up confused about direction.

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