
Manny thinks his dad is like Superman. The truth? He’s a total flake. In fact, the only way he’s like Superman is that they both landed in this country illegally.
Jay Pritchett

Manny thinks his dad is like Superman. The truth? He’s a total flake. In fact, the only way he’s like Superman is that they both landed in this country illegally.
Jay Pritchett

Rainbows. It’s just colors in the sky. Do we have to take a picture every time we see one?
Jay Pritchett

This salsa dancing, how hard is it to learn?
Jay Pritchett

Usually, I say no to drugs, but I thought, just this once… and I figured, if I was going to make an ass of myself, at least I wouldn’t remember it.
Jay Pritchett