Usually, I say no to drugs, but I thought, just this once… and I figured, if I was going to make an ass of myself, at least I wouldn’t remember it.

The speaker admits he normally avoids a substance but makes a rare exception, reasoning that any embarrassment would at least be forgotten. He frames the choice as his own stated excuse rather than a deeper decision. The humor lies in treating memory loss as a convenient built-in escape hatch.

Context reviewed 24 September 2026