
No offense, dad, but I’ve seen you with a glue gun, and I think a nail would be harder to get out of my hair.
Luke Dunphy

No offense, dad, but I’ve seen you with a glue gun, and I think a nail would be harder to get out of my hair.
Luke Dunphy

You can do it, dad! You’re making the impossible unimpossible!
Luke Dunphy

I’ve been thinking of moving out for some time now. There’s a line of ants going to a trick-or-treat bag in my closet, and I don’t want to still be here when they get sick of candy.
Luke Dunphy