Lorelai

As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I'm totally flexible.

Lorelai

I smell snow.

Lorelai

I am attracted to pie, but I do not feel the need to date pie.

Lorelai

If you're going to throw your life away, he'd better have a motorcycle.

Lorelai

And if eating cake is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Lorelai