You're a pig. Barney's a pig. Larry's a pig. we're all pigs... once in a while, we can crawl out of the slop, hose ourselves off, and act like human beings.

The speaker insists that everyone, including the people addressed and named, is basically a pig. Only occasionally can they climb out of the mess, wash off, and behave decently. It is a blunt, self-mocking view of human nature that treats good manners as a rare, temporary cleanup.

Context reviewed 29 September 2026