If I ever get ahold of you I’m gonna rip your eyes out of their sockets and shove ’em down your pants so that you can watch me kick the crap outta you!
Moe
If this gets out, the next words you say will be muffled by your own butt.
Moe
The new fryer's here! I bought it used from the navy. You could flash-fry a buffallo in 40 seconds in that baby.
Moe