Awww, ain't that cute? Makes Little Debbie look like a pile of puke!
Moe
If I ever get ahold of you I’m gonna rip your eyes out of their sockets and shove ’em down your pants so that you can watch me kick the crap outta you!
Moe
If this gets out, the next words you say will be muffled by your own butt.
Moe
The new fryer's here! I bought it used from the navy. You could flash-fry a buffallo in 40 seconds in that baby.
Moe
You're a pig. Barney's a pig. Larry's a pig. we're all pigs... once in a while, we can crawl out of the slop, hose ourselves off, and act like human beings.
Moe