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Do you kids wanna be like the real U.N., or do you just wanna squabble and waste time?
— Principal Skinner · The Simpsons

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An editorial interpretation.
The speaker asks children to choose between acting like the real United Nations and squabbling while wasting time. The joke leaves an awkward comparison hanging: the supposedly inferior behaviour may sound rather like the institution offered as a model. The rebuke can therefore undermine its own ideal.
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