Alright, Martin. For your community service, you'll be setting up a midnight basketball program for inner city street gangs.
Principal Skinner
- First appearance
- Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
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Principal Skinner is a character from The Simpsons with 4 quotes on QuoteGeek.
Do you kids wanna be like the real U.N., or do you just wanna squabble and waste time?
Principal Skinner
Milhouse? Do you like the beach?
Principal Skinner
(over the intercom) Attention please, I need a volunteer for a thankless chore. Shall I assume the only hand in the air is Lisa Simpson? Thank you, Lisa.
Principal Skinner