Principal Skinner — Characters

An orange basketball rests beside a small burning brass torch against deep blue. — Original artwork

Alright, Martin. For your community service, you'll be setting up a midnight basketball program for inner city street gangs.

Principal Skinner

Orange and blue paper speech bubbles hang together by strings from a small hook against a cream background. — Original artwork

Do you kids wanna be like the real U.N., or do you just wanna squabble and waste time?

Principal Skinner

A small sandcastle is washed by a shallow wave beside a toy antenna under a cloudy sky. — Original artwork

Milhouse? Do you like the beach?

Principal Skinner

Painterly small raised hand figure beside a vintage intercom under a spotlight. — Original artwork

(over the intercom) Attention please, I need a volunteer for a thankless chore. Shall I assume the only hand in the air is Lisa Simpson? Thank you, Lisa.

Principal Skinner

Original artwork

His brand of gum- Doublemint. Trying to double your fun, eh, Bart? Well, I’ll double your detention. I wish someone was around to hear that.

Principal Skinner

Small glass teardrop vial lying beside a shallow silver water dish, stopper and few water droplets on slate — Original artwork

Oh, you think this stolen 'H' is a laugh riot, don't you? Well, I'll tell you something that's not so funny: right now Superintendent Chalmers is at home crying like a little girl! Well, I guess that is a little funny.

Principal Skinner

A wooden chalkboard eraser rests beside three plain wooden blocks and white chalk dust on blue ground. — Original artwork

Uh oh, two independent thought alarms in one day. The children are overstimulated. Willie remove all the colored chalk from the classrooms.

Principal Skinner