Ron Burgundy

Go fuck yourself, San Diego.

Ron Burgundy

Great Odin’s raven.

Ron Burgundy

I'm kind of a big deal.

Ron Burgundy

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.

Ron Burgundy

I’m gonna shoot you with a BB gun when you’re not looking. Yep, back of the head.

Ron Burgundy

Sweet Lincoln's mullet.

Ron Burgundy

[to Veronica Corningstone as the news has just gone off the air] You're a real hooker. I'm gonna slap you in public.

Ron Burgundy

You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? Heck, I’m not even mad, that’s amazing!

Ron Burgundy

You’re so wise. You’re like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.

Ron Burgundy