Name: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Genre: comedy film
Duration: 95 min
Cast: Will Ferrell, Christina Applegate, Paul Rudd, Steve Carell, David Koechner

Pink fibre insulation and candy, two blue suction cups, a shaving pouch with brown flask and brush, and a silver zipper on navy cloth form a low row. — Original artwork

I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches.

Brick Tamland

A miniature outhouse with toilet stands beside a folded paper ghost, empty clawfoot bath and empty blue-covered bed. — Original artwork

I pooped a Cornish game hen.

Brick Tamland

An upright hammer stands among small seashells and an acorn on pale mint. — Original artwork

I pooped a hammer.

Brick Tamland

Yellow trousers drape over a cream armchair beneath a small paper party hat. — Original artwork

I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

Brick Tamland

A brown glove with one raised finger casts an exclamation-mark-shaped shadow on pale ground. — Original artwork

Champ here. I'm all about havin' fun. You know, start a fire in someone's kitchen, maybe go to SeaWorld, take my pants off... Anyway, I've become kind of famous for my signature catch-phrase... WHAMMY!. Like, Gene Tenace at the plate... and WHAMMY!

Champ Kind

A brass bullet casing stands upright on scorched wood against a deep red glow. — Original artwork

I am gonna straight-up murder your ass.

Frank Vitchard

A yellow boxing glove hangs from a tabletop microphone beside a steaming white mug against lilac. — Original artwork

Not so fast, you ingrates. Public News Team is taking a break from its pledge drive to kick some ass. No commercials; no mercy.

Public TV News Anchor

By the beard of Zeus.

Ron Burgundy

Seen from behind, an anchorman in a burgundy suit faces the studio cameras while a floor manager clutches his head and a blonde newswoman smiles in the control booth. — Original artwork

Go fuck yourself, San Diego.

Ron Burgundy

Great Odin’s raven.

Ron Burgundy

A moustached news anchor in a burgundy suit leans on a poolside bar at a 1970s party, talking to an unimpressed blonde woman. — Original artwork

I'm kind of a big deal.

Ron Burgundy

An amber tumbler stands beside a corked earthenware jug on dark blue cloth. — Original artwork

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.

Ron Burgundy

Three carved theatrical masks in black, charcoal and pale grey show different degrees of frowning against slate. — Original artwork

I’m gonna shoot you with a BB gun when you’re not looking. Yep, back of the head.

Ron Burgundy

Painterly torn coat sleeve beside an open red first-aid tin and loose bandages. — Original artwork

Knights of Columbus, that hurt.

Ron Burgundy

In a wood-panelled bachelor den full of leather-bound books, a man in a burgundy three-piece suit, seen from behind, flings his arms up at the window over a sunset bay while a scruffy terrier watches from a velvet cushion. — Original artwork

Sweet Lincoln's mullet.

Ron Burgundy

[to Veronica Corningstone as the news has just gone off the air] You're a real hooker. I'm gonna slap you in public.

Ron Burgundy

A smiling yellow paper mask on a stick leans beside a white flower in a glass of water. — Original artwork

You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? Heck, I’m not even mad, that’s amazing!

Ron Burgundy

A small faceless grey felt figure wears a brass bell on magenta ribbon while sitting on a lime-green cushion. — Original artwork

You’re so wise. You’re like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.

Ron Burgundy

A 1970s newsman reaches into a glowing wood-panelled cabinet of cologne bottles for a black bottle with a panther on it, as a colleague watches. — Original artwork

Sex Panther by Odeon. It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.

Brian Fantana

A man in a brown 1970s suit sweeps an arm over the night lights of San Diego from a hilltop overlook while a woman in flares stands unconvinced. — Original artwork

Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Ron Burgundy

Four newsmen in torn 1970s suits catch their breath in a littered back street, a trident and a microphone on the ground and police lights behind. — Original artwork

Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast.

Ron Burgundy