
I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches.
Brick Tamland
I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches.

I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches.
Brick Tamland

I pooped a Cornish game hen.
Brick Tamland

I pooped a hammer.
Brick Tamland

I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
Brick Tamland

Champ here. I'm all about havin' fun. You know, start a fire in someone's kitchen, maybe go to SeaWorld, take my pants off... Anyway, I've become kind of famous for my signature catch-phrase... WHAMMY!. Like, Gene Tenace at the plate... and WHAMMY!
Champ Kind

I am gonna straight-up murder your ass.
Frank Vitchard

Not so fast, you ingrates. Public News Team is taking a break from its pledge drive to kick some ass. No commercials; no mercy.
Public TV News Anchor

By the beard of Zeus.
Ron Burgundy

Go fuck yourself, San Diego.
Ron Burgundy

Great Odin’s raven.
Ron Burgundy

I'm kind of a big deal.
Ron Burgundy

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.
Ron Burgundy

I’m gonna shoot you with a BB gun when you’re not looking. Yep, back of the head.
Ron Burgundy

Knights of Columbus, that hurt.
Ron Burgundy

Sweet Lincoln's mullet.
Ron Burgundy

[to Veronica Corningstone as the news has just gone off the air] You're a real hooker. I'm gonna slap you in public.
Ron Burgundy

You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? Heck, I’m not even mad, that’s amazing!
Ron Burgundy

You’re so wise. You’re like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.
Ron Burgundy