I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches.
Brick Tamland
- Director
- Adam McKay
- Cast
- Will Ferrell, Christina Applegate, Paul Rudd, Steve Carell, David Koechner, Fred Willard
- Year
- 2004
- Runtime
- 95 min
- Genre
- comedy film
- Country
- United States
Facts: Wikidata (CC0), as of 2026-07-09
I pooped a Cornish game hen.
Brick Tamland
I pooped a hammer.
Brick Tamland
I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
Brick Tamland
Champ here. I'm all about havin' fun. You know, start a fire in someone's kitchen, maybe go to SeaWorld, take my pants off... Anyway, I've become kind of famous for my signature catch-phrase... WHAMMY!. Like, Gene Tenace at the plate... and WHAMMY!
Champ Kind
I am gonna straight-up murder your ass.
Frank Vitchard
Not so fast, you ingrates. Public News Team is taking a break from its pledge drive to kick some ass. No commercials; no mercy.
Public TV News Anchor
By the beard of Zeus.
Ron Burgundy
Go fuck yourself, San Diego.
Ron Burgundy
Great Odin’s raven.
Ron Burgundy
I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.
Ron Burgundy
I’m gonna shoot you with a BB gun when you’re not looking. Yep, back of the head.
Ron Burgundy
Knights of Columbus, that hurt.
Ron Burgundy
Sweet Lincoln's mullet.
Ron Burgundy
[to Veronica Corningstone as the news has just gone off the air] You're a real hooker. I'm gonna slap you in public.
Ron Burgundy
You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? Heck, I’m not even mad, that’s amazing!
Ron Burgundy
You’re so wise. You’re like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.
Ron Burgundy