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More from Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

• I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches.
• I pooped a Cornish game hen.
• I pooped a hammer.
• I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
• Champ here. I'm all about havin' fun. You know, start a fire in someone's kitchen, maybe go to SeaWorld, take my pants off... Anyway, I've become kind of famous for my signature catch-phrase... WHAMMY!. Like, Gene Tenace at the plate... and WHAMMY!
• I am gonna straight-up murder your ass.