
So horribly sad. How is it I feel like laughing?
Bureaucrat
So horribly sad. How is it I feel like laughing?

So horribly sad. How is it I feel like laughing?
Bureaucrat

You gentlemen aren’t really trying to kill my son, are you?
Clara Thornhill

That’s funny, that plane’s dustin’ crops where there ain’t no crops.
Man at Prairie Crossing

That wasn’t very sporting, using real bullets.
Phillip Vandamm

I may go back to hating you. It was more fun.
Roger Thornhill

In the world of advertising, there’s no such thing as a lie. There’s only expedient exaggeration.
Roger Thornhill

No. No, Mother, I have not been drinking. No. No. These two men, they poured a whole bottle of bourbon into me. No, they didn’t give me a chaser.
Roger Thornhill

Now you listen to me, I’m an advertising man, not a red herring. I’ve got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives and several bartenders that depend upon me, and I don’t intend to disappoint them all by getting myself “slightly” killed.
Roger Thornhill