A bundle of brown envelopes tied with ribbon resting on the seat of a wooden chair beside green leaves.

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Emo Philips

The IRS sent back my tax return saying I owed $800. I said “If you’ll notice, I sent a paper clip with my return. Given what you’ve been paying for things lately, that should more than make up the difference.”

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Emo Philips jokes that he answered an $800 tax bill by pointing to the paper clip he'd enclosed. He claims it should cover the difference, since the IRS supposedly pays so much for ordinary items. The humour is in treating a tiny office supply as real payment.

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