Two empty chairs stand beside a small round dining table with a white cloth, folded swan napkin and lamp.

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Groucho Marx

I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.

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What it means

Our interpretation.

The speaker politely claims to have enjoyed a lovely evening, then delivers the sting: it just wasn't this one. The line reads as a dry parting insult dressed up as a compliment, praising evenings in general while quietly marking tonight as a disappointment. Politeness is the setup; the put-down is the exit.

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