Name: Spaceballs
Genre: science fiction comedy, adventure film, parody film, science fiction film, comedy film
Duration: 96 min
Cast: Bill Pullman, John Candy, Rick Moranis, Daphne Zuniga, Dick Van Patten

A small teal canister vacuum with a curved hose and brass fittings sits beside a blank open catalogue, with cream paper and a loose cloth elastic loop floating outward over lavender ground. — Original artwork

It's Megamaid. She's gone from suck to blow.

Col. Sandurz

A toy rocket with several engine nozzles, two glowing orange, resting on folded navy cloth. — Original artwork

Prepare ship for light speed!

Col. Sandurz

A metal knight helmet rests on a teal cushion with two red knitted mittens at its sides. — Original artwork

Boy, I bet she gives good helmet.

Dark Helmet

Three carved theatrical masks in black, charcoal and pale grey show different degrees of frowning against slate. — Original artwork

Come back you fat bearded bitch!

Dark Helmet

A tiny man in a huge black helmet and a rogue in a vest duel with glowing rings in a red-lit starship corridor. — Original artwork

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

Dark Helmet

A short man in a huge black bucket helmet with the visor down gloats on the bridge of a starship as officers stare. — Original artwork

Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

Dark Helmet

Painterly yoghurt cup, spoon and strawberries beside a curved reflective metal piece. — Original artwork

Yogurt! I hate Yogurt - especially with strawberries!

Dark Helmet

A brass handbell tied with a pink satin bow stands among small folded paper stars. — Original artwork

That is my virgin alarm, it goes off before you do!

Dot

A brown glove with one raised finger casts an exclamation-mark-shaped shadow on pale ground. — Original artwork

Barf...Barf...Barf...

Lonestar

Orange and blue paper speech bubbles hang together by strings from a small hook against a cream background. — Original artwork

Call me idiot, not you captain - I mean, you know what I mean.

Lonestar

A white veil draped over a tiny ramp with miniature white slippers resting on it. — Original artwork

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness Princess Vespa, daughter of King Roland going right past the altar, heading down the ramp and out the door!

Minister

A twig-and-oak-leaf crown rests on a violet cushion atop a mossy stump. — Original artwork

I am Princess Vespa, daughter of Roland, King of the Druids.

Princess Vespa

A tilted glass jar containing a golden question mark, resting on plum velvet. — Original artwork

What are you?

Princess Vespa

Two small wooden mannequins inside a brass birdcage, flanked by two larger mannequins on a teal background. — Original artwork

You idiots! These are not them! You've captured their stunt doubles!

Spaceball Officer

A vintage microphone on a stand in front of three empty red chairs against a powder-blue background. — Original artwork

Agg ugg kaa kack ummph.

Yogurt

A small bearded sage in robes holds court in a gilded temple, little robed attendants at the sides. — Original artwork

Merchandising! Merchandising! Where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs: the T-shirt, Spaceballs: the coloring book, Spaceballs: the lunch box, Spaceballs: the breakfast cereal, Spaceballs: the flamethrower--the kids love this one--last but not least, Spaceballs: the doll.

Yogurt

A tiny officer in a huge round black helmet and a tall colonel watch a 1980s TV on a cart that shows them watching the same TV. — Original artwork

When does this happen in the movie? / Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.

Colonel Sandurz