
I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.
George Sr.
I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.

I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.
George Sr.

I’ve made a huge mistake.
Gob

Next thing I know, I’m running for my life. And all I could think was if something were to ever happen to me, how sad I’d be, you know?
Gob

Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant, it just makes me want to set myself on fire!
Lucille

We’re here! We’re queer! We want to get married on the ocean!
Pilot

There's always money in the banana stand.
George Sr.