Original artwork, not a still
Um, things I want: robot dog, night vision goggles, bug vacuum, GPS watch, speakers that look like rocks… I love my wife, but she sucks at giving gifts. I’m sorry for the pay-channel language, but- oh! Yogurt maker! I can’t not think of things I want.
— Modern Family · 2009
Behind the line
What it means
Our interpretation.
The speaker lists desired gadgets, complains about a wife's gift choices, and apologises for the blunt language before another wish interrupts. The list keeps expanding despite the digression. Its humour comes from the ease of naming wants and the speaker's inability to stop thinking of more.
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