Burns

Dogs are idiots. Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?

Burns

He's a madman! I must reach Smithers! Now, how does this telephone machine work? I've seen others use it, let's see S-M-I-T-H-E-R-S. By jove it worked! It's ringing!

Burns

Honestly, Smithers, I don't even know why Harvard continues to show up. Why, they barely even won.

Burns

I don't like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing there are too many fat children.

Burns

I know I should be resisting but I'm paralized with rage...and island rythms.

Burns

I know I should be resisting but I'm paralyzed with rage...and island rhythms.

Burns

Who was that young hellcat, Smithers?

Burns

You're not as stupid as you look, or sound, or our best testing indicates.

Burns