A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around.
Jack Sparrow
Do us a favor. I know it’s difficult for you, but please, stay here, and try not to do anything stupid.
Jack Sparrow
If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.
Jack Sparrow
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it?
Jack Sparrow
Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
Jack Sparrow
Mr. Gibbs... I feel sullied and unusual.
Jack Sparrow
My incredibly intuitive sense of the female creature tells me you’re troubled.
Jack Sparrow
Stop blowing holes in my ship!
Jack Sparrow
Where’s it gone? Where’s the thump-thump?
Jack Sparrow
You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.
Jack Sparrow