At 0700 hours tomorrow morning my shutdown disc will be activated and all mental and physical operations will cease.
Kryten
- Played by
- Robert Llewellyn
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Kryten is a character from Red Dwarf with 9 quotes on QuoteGeek.
Don't you believe that God exists in all things? Aren't you a Pantheist?
Kryten
I’m up and down more often than a pair of kangaroos in the mating season!
Kryten
I'm up and down more often than a pair of kangaroos in the mating season! DNA
Kryten
I was just idly flicking through an electrical appliance catalogue. I came across the section on super deluxe vacuum cleaners, and suddenly my underpant elastic was catapulted across the Medical Bay.
Kryten
My goodness, I do believe I’m drunk. I suddenly feel the need to strut my funky stuff!
Kryten
The only truly terrible thing is that as my adopted owner, you have to die with me.
Kryten
This is the inquisitor. He prunes away the wastrels, expunges the wretched, and deletes the worthless.
Kryten
What would you say to a glass of drinking chocolate?
Kryten