Come on, what are you, a man or a munchkin?
Lister
Come with us back to Dallas, November 1963. Be a second gunman. The gunman behind the grassy knoll.
Lister
Hey, we did it!
Lister
I prefer something slightly more melodious. Like the long, drawn-out death rattle of a man suffering from terminal flatulence.
Lister
It's just a box with "STOP" and "START" on it!
Lister
It's really debilitating being crazy about somebody. You lose 20 IQ points every time you see them.
Lister
Love is what separates us from the animals.
Lister
Put simply, by killing us they killed themselves, because once we were dead it was impossible for us to become them in the future, and return in time to kill ourselves in the past, even though it was the present.
Lister
"To the lease holder of Kryten 2X4B 523P." That's your full name?
Lister
We're on a mining ship, 3 million years into deep space. Can someone explain to me where the smeg I got this traffic cone?
Lister
What's that mark on your face, Hol?
Lister