Napoleon Dynamite

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Vote for Pedro.

A capped glass milk bottle standing on a small wooden crate against a mint-green background. — Original artwork

I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that ’cause you think you’re fat? ‘Cause you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

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A gangly teenager dances alone on a school gym stage before rows of watching students. — Original artwork

Vote for Pedro.

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Two teens walk a school hallway under a thought bubble of nunchucks, a bow and an old computer. — Original artwork

Nunchaku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills.

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On a dry Idaho farm, a curly-haired teen in jeans holds out food to a llama by a tin shed. — Original artwork

Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!

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