(Eddie is arrested for stealing a case of wine) Patsy: My name is Patsy Stone and I am an alcoholic, and what she did was an act of humanitarian mercy.
Patsy
Patsy is a character from Absolutely Fabulous with 12 quotes on QuoteGeek.
Ah, well. Let them write what they want. I shall just rise above it, I shan't let this thing....affect me...(stares hard at newspaper) Bastard! No! No! No!
Patsy
Eddie...what are you wearing?
Patsy
I really need a loo.
Patsy
Oh, God. Thank bloody Christ for that!
Patsy
Oh, hurrah, hurrah, bloody buggery hurray.
Patsy
One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the world's your gynecologist.
Patsy
She was so anally retentive she couldn't sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture.
Patsy
The last mosquito that bit me had to book in to the Betty Ford clinic.
Patsy
Patsy (through loud industrial music, fog and lights): You want some ecstacy, Eddie?
Patsy
Well, what am I supposed to do if you die?
Patsy
Well...you know the other day when you said you might die?
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