
(Eddie is arrested for stealing a case of wine) Patsy: My name is Patsy Stone and I am an alcoholic, and what she did was an act of humanitarian mercy.
Patsy

(Eddie is arrested for stealing a case of wine) Patsy: My name is Patsy Stone and I am an alcoholic, and what she did was an act of humanitarian mercy.
Patsy

Ah, well. Let them write what they want. I shall just rise above it, I shan't let this thing....affect me...(stares hard at newspaper) Bastard! No! No! No!
Patsy

Eddie...what are you wearing?
Patsy
I really need a loo.
Patsy

Oh, God. Thank bloody Christ for that!
Patsy

Oh, hurrah, hurrah, bloody buggery hurray.
Patsy

One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the world's your gynecologist.
Patsy

She was so anally retentive she couldn't sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture.
Patsy
The last mosquito that bit me had to book in to the Betty Ford clinic.
Patsy
Patsy (through loud industrial music, fog and lights): You want some ecstacy, Eddie?
Patsy

Well, what am I supposed to do if you die?
Patsy
Well...you know the other day when you said you might die?
Patsy