Bubble, what do you do dahling?
Edina
Gin and tonic, sweetie?
Edina
God, I hope you're not inviting that bloody, bullocky, selfish, two-faced, chicken bastard, pig-dog man, are you?
Edina
God, it's a rather depressing thought, isn't it, that might live on after me. Hmmm...You? Is that how I'm going to be remembered, is it...what, through ?!
Edina
Hold your nose, darling. Meat.
Edina
How dare they spit at me! A nation that has a pillowcase with a slit in it as a national costume.
Edina
I don't know. I just...I somehow...I just don't think you should have sold Saffie like that.
Edina
Just do whatever you want.
Edina
Look at that...what do you think that is there?
Edina
No no, I'm not drinking, I'm not bloody drinking.
Edina
No, no..no grave for me, sweetie. I'm a Buddhist anyway. I want to be lain out on a rock in the middle of the Ganges, darling, and then just pecked by birds. I don't want to end up as some drugged-up zombie in a hospital, alright?
Edina
Oh, get that look off your face. I've got enough stuff in here you can borrow.
Edina
Oooh, sweetie...darling...oh god, sweetie what a day, what a day I've had sweetie, darling. (throws herself down on kitchen table) I have been at work since I left here this morning!
Edina
Saffy Look at Mummie, look at me. Do I need surgery?
Edina
This is a ...sort of...corpse...in an open, oaken, oblong coffin...with a silk lining....It's a dead body, Pats.
Edina
When we first came here, it was so . It was just like a little...a little tiny little oasis, darling, here.
Edina
Why is it that in the hottest countries in the world, they put their children in little woolly jumpers. You'd think Gap would have spotted the hole in the market...I mean, the whole population here is just crying out for good quality, reasonably priced Kid's Casuals!
Edina
Would you like a bit of Bali, sweetie?
Edina
You only work in a shop, you know. You can drop the attitude.
Edina