Well, I’m the best there is. Plain and simple, when I wake up in the morning I piss excellence.

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• If you ain't first, you're last!
• I'm just a big hairy American winning machine, you know?
• I wanna thank little baby Jesus, who's sittin' in his crib watchin the Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors.
• I wanna thank little baby Jesus, who’s sittin’ in his crib watchin the Baby Einstein videos, learnin’ ’bout shapes and colors.