Ricky Bobby

I'm just a big hairy American winning machine, you know?

Ricky Bobby

I wanna thank little baby Jesus, who's sittin' in his crib watchin the Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors.

Ricky Bobby

Well, I’m the best there is. Plain and simple, when I wake up in the morning I piss excellence.

Ricky Bobby

Dear Lord Baby Jesus, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Domino's, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell.

Ricky Bobby

From now on, it's Magic Man and El Diablo. / What's Diablo mean? / It's, like, Spanish for, like, a fighting chicken.

Ricky Bobby