Ricky Bobby

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby4 lines on file

If you ain't first, you're last!

A gold-coloured acorn stands at the top of a small wooden podium, with smaller acorns and green leaves below. — Original artwork

If you ain't first, you're last!

Ricky Bobby

A small sphere of exposed brass gears wears a copper paper crown on a plum velvet cushion. — Original artwork

I'm just a big hairy American winning machine, you know?

Ricky Bobby

Painterly wooden crib beneath a hanging mobile of moons, stars and other small shapes. — Original artwork

I wanna thank little baby Jesus, who's sittin' in his crib watchin the Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors.

Ricky Bobby

A small gold trophy rests on a rumpled cream pillow in warm morning light. — Original artwork

Well, I’m the best there is. Plain and simple, when I wake up in the morning I piss excellence.

Ricky Bobby