Ricky Bobby

I'm just a big hairy American winning machine, you know?

Ricky Bobby

I wanna thank little baby Jesus, who's sittin' in his crib watchin the Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors.

Ricky Bobby

I wanna thank little baby Jesus, who’s sittin’ in his crib watchin the Baby Einstein videos, learnin’ ’bout shapes and colors.

Ricky Bobby

Well, I’m the best there is. Plain and simple, when I wake up in the morning I piss excellence.

Ricky Bobby