A woman in an orange jumpsuit with a portal device stands in a grey-and-white test chamber between orange and blue portals, a slice of chocolate cake with a single candle on a ledge in the foreground.

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GLaDOS

You will be baked, and then there will be cake.

— Portal ‧ 2007

Behind the line

What it means

Our interpretation.

The sentence is the cheerful-threat joke Portal is built on, with 'baked' and 'cake' set a clause apart. It carries the cake plot's main twist before the player knows it. The wall graffiti that says the cake is a lie, left by Doug Rattmann, and this announcement together produced a catchphrase that outlived the game.

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GLaDOS says this in Test Chamber 18 of Portal (2007): 'The experiment is nearing its conclusion. The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake.' Throughout the game she promises Chell cake as the reward for finishing the test chambers, delivered in the same bureaucratic tone as every other announcement, so the threat slides in unnoticed. It is one of the first signs that the cake is not a reward. Ellen McLain voices GLaDOS.

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