
Why do you eat that stuff? There's no food in your food.
Constance
Why do you eat that stuff? There's no food in your food.

Why do you eat that stuff? There's no food in your food.
Constance

Brains stick with brains. The bomb could go off and their mutant genes would form the same cliques.
Corey

Did you see what Mr. Carroll wrote in my yearbook? Well he ridiculed me all year and he writes "you're a real live wire." Love Mr. Carroll.
Corey

Did you sleep with her?
Corey

(reads letter from Lloyd to Diane) 'Diane, I'll always be there. All the love in my heart, Lloyd.' (long pause) I've never gotten a letter like this, have you?
Corey

So I'm single now, and everything's changed. I hate it.
Corey

You're not a guy.
Corey

You're such a great person, Lloyd. I'm a good person, but you are a great person.
Corey

Why dont you just call her again?
DC

Nobody thinks it will work, do they?
Diane Court

I blew it. I called him basic. Can you believe I did that?
Diane Court

I just cant have any social life right now.
Diane Court

I love you.
Diane Court

So what's your job this summer?
Diane Court

You dont like old people?
Diane Court

Lloyd, man, no babe is worth it. Yo, hang with us man. We'll teach you Bibles full of truth.
Joe

I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?
Lloyd Dobler

Get in a good mood. How hard is it to decide to be in a good mood and be in a good mood?
Lloyd Dobler

Lloyd (giving his number to Diane's father): Lloyd Dobler, 555-1342; 5..5..5..1342. 555-1342.
Lloyd Dobler

Hey my brother? Can I borrow a copy of your "Hey Soul Classics"?
Lloyd Dobler

I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen.
Lloyd Dobler

I'm gonna take Diane Court out again.
Lloyd Dobler

Joe! Joe! She's written 65 songs. 65. They're all about you. They're all about pain.
Lloyd Dobler

Just knowing that a version like that exists, knowing that just for a minute she felt that and wrote I can't help loving you. That has to be worth something.
Lloyd Dobler

Okay, how ya doing? I'm Lloyd, and we're gonna watch the movie "Cucoon." I've never actually seen it, but I heard its very good, it makes you happy. Its about a group of people who go to outer space.....hope I didn't give anything away there.
Lloyd Dobler

Quick question: do you know who I am?
Lloyd Dobler

So you're like monumentally busy?
Lloyd Dobler

The rain on my car is a baptism. The new me. Iceman. Power Lloyd. My assault on the world begins now. Believe in myself. Answer to no one.
Lloyd Dobler

This is it. The site of our controversial first date. I met her at a mall. Should've known our relationship was doomed. To our left, we have.....the street where she broke up with me. And there's the path we took.
Lloyd Dobler

Wait a minute. What did we just decide?
Lloyd Dobler

What I really want to do – what I want to do for a living – is I want to be with your daughter. I’m good at it.
Lloyd Dobler

You start out depressed, everything turns out a pleasant surprise.
Lloyd Dobler

You two are amazing, you know? The way you talk. I'm like that with....I'm not even like that with anybody.
Lloyd Dobler

This is one fresh jam. Listen, God, I dont know you very well, but I wanted to ask you: how'd you get Diane Court to go out with you?
Mike Cameron

What are your plans for the future?
Mr. Court