A stern moustached man steeples his fingers behind a desk in a wood-panelled office with a mounted fish and a paddle, while a blonde woman stands before him with stacks of binders.

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Ron Swanson

Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.

— Parks and Recreation • 2009

Behind the line

What it means

Our interpretation.

Ron's whole philosophy fits in one sentence: pick a single thing and commit to it completely, and stop spreading yourself thin. It lands because it is deadpan advice from the man who builds canoes and runs a department by doing as little as possible, and because it is quietly aimed at Leslie, who half-asses nothing and has taken on everything. It became a standing office-poster and motivational-meme staple, usually credited to Ron Swanson.

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The line is from "Sweet Sixteen" (Parks and Recreation, season 4, episode 16, aired 23 February 2012). Ron Swanson has urged Leslie Knope to take leave from the Parks Department because her city council campaign is eating her time. To prove him wrong she throws a surprise party for Jerry Gergich, born on leap day and so turning 16 in his own count. Then she realises no one invited Jerry. Ron, unbothered, remarks that Jerry's work is often adequate, and delivers his rule for doing a job properly.

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