Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Joker
I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman.
Joker
It's me, suger bums.
Joker
Never rub another man's rhubarb.
Joker
Where does he get those wonderful toys?
Joker
Why so serious?
Joker
Tell me Bats. What are you really scared of? Failing to save this cesspool of a city? Not finding the Commissioner in time? Me, in a thong?
Joker
All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy.
Joker
Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened.
Joker
Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another... If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!
Joker
Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos.
Joker
I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.
Joker
It's not about money. It's about sending a message.
Joker
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it.
Joker
Madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.
Joker