Simon

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I’m very sorry if she tipped off anyone about your cunningly concealed herd of cows.

A toy sheep and cow stand beside a blank wooden arrow sign and a small brass whistle in a grassy landscape. — Original artwork

I’m very sorry if she tipped off anyone about your cunningly concealed herd of cows.

Simon

A frayed rope hangs down the corner of a battered blue-gray metal crate. — Original artwork

It’s been a big day, what with the abduction, and all.

Simon

An open ivory lace fan rests beside pale flowers and lace fabric in soft light. — Original artwork

Women. Ain't they perfect?

Simon

A small painted canvas stands on an easel beside brushes and cloth, with a blank hanging tag against a dusty rose background. — Original artwork

You're why cavemen chiseled on walls.

Simon