
All of you! You think there’s someone just gonna drop money on ya?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain’t people like that. There’s just people like me.
Jayne

All of you! You think there’s someone just gonna drop money on ya?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain’t people like that. There’s just people like me.
Jayne

“Dear Diary: Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.”
Jayne

Far as I see it, you people been given the shortest end of the stick ever been offered a human soul in this crap-hill 'verse. But you took that end, and you... Well, you took it. And that's - Well, I guess that's somethin'.
Jayne

Hell, I don’t know. If I wanted schooling, I’d-a gone to school.
Jayne

I'll kill a man in a fair fight, or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight... If he bothers me, or if there's a woman... Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly only when I'm gettin' paid.
Jayne

Instead of us hanging around playing art critic till I get pinched by the Man, how’s about we move away from this eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our increasingly eerie-ass day, how’s that?
Jayne

Shiny! Let’s be bad guys.
Jayne

(singing) "The hero of Canton, the man they call 'me'."
Jayne

Smellin’ a lot of “if” comin’ off this plan.
Jayne

This place gives me an uncomfortableness.
Jayne

Time for some thrilling heroics.
Jayne

We’re gonna explode? I don’t wanna explode!
Jayne

You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with ’til you understand who’s in ruttin’ command here.
Jayne