Wash — Characters

Yes. Yes. This is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it …’This Land’.

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A small ceramic ballot box with a teal paper slip in its slot and a tiny brass gavel on a rust-orange cloth. — Original artwork

Can we maybe vote on the whole “murdering people” issue?

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Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.

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A silver foil bird with angular wings hangs beside a curling pale-blue ribbon against indigo. — Original artwork

I am a leaf on the wind... watch how I soar.

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A small green toy dinosaur stands beside a pale feather on a warm golden surface. — Original artwork

I wish I was somebody else right now, somebody not… married, not madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinky.

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A black clerical collar with a white tab rests on a red velvet cushion beside a pink carnation. — Original artwork

Monastic humor. I miss out on all the fun.

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A small metal trophy with a red cape stands against cobalt blue. — Original artwork

We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm the hero!

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Crooked smiling theatrical mask on two blank sealed envelopes, maroon/copper — Original artwork

What happened to Simon? Who is this diabolical master of disguise?

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