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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

— Phyllis Diller

An orange armchair with a teddy bear and cushion sits beside a potted plant beneath a child's drawing of a house.
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Kindness toward children gets a comically selfish reason: they may later decide where their parent lives. The joke turns a lesson about being caring into advice about looking after your own future. Its force comes from imagining the balance of power changing with age.

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