People
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.
— Phyllis Diller
Behind the line May contain spoilers.
Our reading
An editorial interpretation.
A joke built on escalation. The speaker lists huge desires, love, freedom, respect, then ends on a mundane, cheap pair of pantyhose that won't run. The anticlimax is the punchline: the small practical wish feels as demanding as everything else.
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