A small pair of cream children's shoes stands beside larger brown shoes on a warm wooden floor.

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Phyllis Diller

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

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What it means

Our interpretation.

The speaker jokes that parents spend a child's first year teaching walking and talking, then the following year demanding the child sit down and be quiet. The humour lies in the irony: the skills so eagerly encouraged quickly become a source of exasperation, and adults end up asking for the opposite.

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