Father Ted is demonstrating some plastic toy cows to Dougal. Father Ted: ...OK, one last time. These are small... but the ones out there are far away. Small... far away... Hell

More from Father Ted

• You address me by my proper title, you little bollocks!
• (shouting at a large crowd of elderly ladies) Go away! I don’t want to catch the menopause!
• (shouting at a large crowd of elderly ladies) Go away! I don't want to catch the menopause! Night of the Nearly Dead
• It’s like a big tide of jam coming towards us, but jam made out of old women.
• It's like a big tide of jam coming towards us, but jam made out of old women. Night of the Nearly dead
• Dougal, how did you get into the church? Was it like, “Collect twelve crisp packets and become a priest”?