Kent Brockman — Characters

A blue toy sports car rests on a windowsill beside a drooping potted plant in evening light. — Original artwork

Could this record-breaking heat wave be the result of the dreaded 'Greenhouse Effect'? Well, if 70-degree days in the middle of winter are the `price' of car pollution, you'll forgive me if I keep my old Pontiac.

Kent Brockman

A black clerical collar with a white tab rests on a red velvet cushion beside a pink carnation. — Original artwork

Police say the fake Pope can be easily recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth.

Kent Brockman

Unmarked wooden ballot box with visible slot — Original artwork

Senator Dole, why should people vote for you instead of President Clinton?

Kent Brockman

A navy blue ballot box with a single paper slip drifting away from it on a thread. — Original artwork

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: democracy simply-doesn’t-work.

Kent Brockman

Painterly brick wall dissolving into small squares beside an old television against deep blue. — Original artwork

Lock your doors and bar your windows, because the next advertisement you see could destroy your house and eat your family.

Kent Brockman

Plum fountain pen across blank cream paper hearts with a small ink stain, plus small plum flowers — Original artwork

Would you like to hear my award-winning secret? Try public interest stories, they target the heart and fog the mind.

Kent Brockman

A news anchor with a tall swept-up hairdo sits at a curved studio desk as a giant screen behind him shows enormous ants looming over a hazy landscape. — Original artwork

I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.

Kent Brockman