Homer, I want you to show this woman the time of her life.
Mr. Burns
- Played by
- Christopher Collins, Harry Shearer
- First appearance
- Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
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Mr. Burns is a character from The Simpsons with 5 quotes on QuoteGeek.
Ketchup. Catsup. Ketchup. Catsup. I'm in over my head.
Mr. Burns
Smithers, I want you to arrange a party for two at my estate. Marge, me, and do you think you could dig up Al Jolston?
Mr. Burns
Well Smithers, another Friday night is upon us, What will you be doing? Something gay no doubt?
Mr. Burns
Who is this Homer Simpson?
Mr. Burns