And of course, with the birth of the artist came the inevitable afterbirth - the critic.
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And so, onward and upward the tired trekkers trudged on feverished footsies on the perilous paths. When they beheld the mighty Ape Mountain, the reacted with awe.
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And what happened, then? Well, in Whoville they say – that the Grinch’s small heart grew three sizes that day. And then – the true meaning of Christmas came through, and the Grinch found the strength of*ten Grinches, plus two!
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Don't worry. Nobody dies in this story. They just get really big boo-boos.
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He puzzled and puzzled till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before. Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more!
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I just wanted to destroy something beautiful.
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In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels...and there was much rejoicing.
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Meanwhile, at a very expensive waterfall set...
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Now, he said “Sick ’em boy”, but what I heard was, “Chopper, sick balls.”
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On a long enough timeline the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
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The jungle king was pleased to find that he looked pretty good in Armani.
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This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.
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When people think you're dying, they listen, instead of waiting for their turn to speak.
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With insomnia, you're never really asleep; you're never really awake.
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