Name: The Office (U.S.)
Genre: sitcom, mockumentary
Cast: Steve Carell, Rainn Wilson, John Krasinski, Ed Helms, Jenna Fischer

A heavyset office worker gestures at his desk as a colleague in a tie stands by in an open-plan office. — Original artwork

Actually, I do own property. My grandfather left me a 60-acre working beet farm. I run it with my cousin Mose. We sell beets to the local stores and restaurants. It’s a nice little farm… sometimes teenagers use it for sex.

Dwight

A man in suspenders with a clipboard walks beside a woman in a pink dress through a cluttered office. — Original artwork

The purse girl hits everything on my checklist: creamy skin, straight teeth, curly hair, amazing breasts. Not for me, for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies.

Dwight

A manager gestures grandly at a meeting before a map of the United States as staff listen. — Original artwork

Abraham Lincoln once said that “If you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North,” and those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace.

Michael

A grinning man in a tie leans on a cubicle wall in a busy office. — Original artwork

Am I going to tell them? No, I’m not going to tell them. I don’t see the point of that. As a doctor, you would not tell a patient if they had cancer.

Michael

Painterly wilted potted plant beside a blank brass nameplate and a fallen light bulb on teal. — Original artwork

Hi, I’m Michael Scott, Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton. I’m also the founder of Diversity Tomorrow, because Today is almost over.

Michael

Two separate frayed friendship cords, rose and slate, with their cut ends visible — Original artwork

I don’t understand… you want to see other people? Only other people?

Michael

A man in a brown suit stands with his arms out in the middle of an open-plan office of cubicles and workers. — Original artwork

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

Michael

A toppled gold trophy beside a striped party horn, binoculars and confetti on crumpled turquoise paper. — Original artwork

You know what they say about a car wreck, where it’s so awful you can’t look away? The Dundies are like a car wreck that you want to look away from but you have to stare at it because your boss is making you.

Pam

A slate-blue stapler beside a seated wooden artist mannequin on a teal folder against a pale blue background. — Original artwork

Technically, I am in Human Resources, and Dwight was asking me about human anatomy. I’m just sad the public school system failed him so badly.

Toby

A man in a mustard short-sleeved shirt, brown tie and wire-rimmed glasses mimics a colleague dressed exactly the same in a beige office of cubicles. — Original artwork

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

Jim Halpert

A slim manager in a grey suit and red tie spreads his arms in triumph in an open-plan office while his staff react with deadpan looks and stifled laughs. — Original artwork

That's what she said!

Michael Scott

A slim manager in a grey suit flings his arms wide in the doorway of his office, shouting to the staff as an accountant at the near desk raises a hand to object. — Original artwork

I declare bankruptcy!

Michael Scott

One man in a mustard shirt, brown tie and glasses jabs a finger at a coworker dressed exactly like him, who lounges at a desk with a bobblehead and a beet. — Original artwork

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!

Dwight

A man in a grey suit gestures mid-ramble across a big desk from a calm bald executive in a skyscraper office overlooking Manhattan. — Original artwork

Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.

Michael Scott

A stout accountant in a sweater shrugs at his desk with a calculator and candy jar as a manager in a sweater vest leans in, baffled. — Original artwork

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?

Kevin Malone

A smug man leans back with his hands behind his head beside a stack of paper boxes, while two corporate executives sit stiffly across a red conference table. — Original artwork

Well, well, well, how the turntables...

Michael Scott

A grinning man in a running vest with a horseshoe charm stretches at the start line of an office fun run, coworkers behind him and a black cat on a fence. — Original artwork

I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

Michael Scott

Illustration of a man in a grey suit seen from behind in an office interview chair, gesturing mid-complaint, a baseball bat and glove propped against the partition. — Original artwork

Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike three.

Michael Scott