An olive-green rotary telephone sits beside a small white cotton cloud connected to its curled cord against lilac.

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Father Ted

Old women are closer to God than we’ll ever be. They get to that age and they don’t need the operator anymore. They’ve got the direct line.

— Father Ted • 1995

Behind the line

What it means

Our interpretation.

A joke about faith told through telephones. The speaker imagines that elderly women have moved past needing a middleman to reach God, so they simply have a direct line. It's a playful, affectionate way of picturing spiritual closeness as a private hotline.

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