Cartoon Father Ted sings with his arms spread on a Eurosong stage under purple and blue lights, Dougal at a keyboard to one side, a painted backdrop of green fields and a toy rocking horse in the wings.

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Father Ted

My lovely horse, running through the fields, where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?

— Father Ted  ·  1995

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What it means

Our interpretation.

The lyric sounds like a love song and is really about a horse's fetlocks in the wind, which is the joke: Ted and Dougal write what they think Europe wants and produce something heartfelt, tuneless and faintly worrying. It is the show's most singable moment, a pub and wedding favourite, and the subject of a 2014 petition to send it to Eurovision.

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In context

Spoilers for Father TedShow the scene

In "A Song for Europe" (series 2, first aired 5 April 1996), Dougal has Eurosong fever, and Ted decides he and Dougal will write an Irish entry to beat his rival, Father Dick Byrne. They produce "My Lovely Horse" overnight, and Father Jack answers a first performance by shooting Ted's guitar. At the A Song for Ireland final in Dublin the producer picks it anyway, and the episode ends in a hail of nul points. Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews and Neil Hannon of the Divine Comedy wrote the song.

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