More from Father Ted
- You address me by my proper title, you little bollocks!
- (shouting at a large crowd of elderly ladies) Go away! I don’t want to catch the menopause!
- (shouting at a large crowd of elderly ladies) Go away! I don't want to catch the menopause! Night of the Nearly Dead
- It’s like a big tide of jam coming towards us, but jam made out of old women.
- It's like a big tide of jam coming towards us, but jam made out of old women. Night of the Nearly dead
- Dougal, how did you get into the church? Was it like, "Collect twelve crisp packets and become a priest"? Grant unto Him Eternal Rest
Last reviewed 2026-07-09