Demons after money. Whatever happened to the still-beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.
Giles
I can't believe you served Buffy that beer.
Giles
I'm not supposed to have a private life?
Giles
Once again I teeter at the precipice of the generation gap.
Giles
Giles (regarding Buffy and Angel’s break-up): I understand this sort of thing requires ice cream of some kind.
Giles
Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons.
Giles
There is a certain dramatic irony attached to all this. A synchronicity that borders on predestination, one might say.
Giles
Why would someone want to hurt Cordelia?
Giles
Yes, always behind on terms. I'm still trying not to refer to you lot as 'bloody colonials.'
Giles