All I want to do is graduate from high school, go to Europe, marry Christian Slater and die!
Buffy
All I want to do is graduate from high school, go to Europe, marry Christian Slater and die!
Buffy
Am I crazy?
Buffy
A Twinkie! That's his lunch? Oh, he is so gonna be punished.
Buffy
Being called an idiot tends to take people out of the dating mood.
Buffy
Conjuring? Will, let's be realistic here, okay? Your basic spells are usually only about 50-50.
Buffy
Do you remember that demon that almost got out the night I died?
Buffy
Hey! Look at us. We came up with a plan, a good plan.
Buffy
I didn't jump to conclusions. I took a small step, and conclusions there were.
Buffy
I didn't jump to conclusions. I took a small step, and conclusions there were.
Buffy
I felt your heart beat.
Buffy
It is a sham, but it's a sham with yams. It's a yam sham.
Buffy
It is a statistically impossible for a 16-year-old girl to unplug her phone.
Buffy
I told you. I said 'End of the World,' and you were like pooh-pooh, Southern California, pooh-pooh.
Buffy
I was just thinking about the life of a pumpkin. Grow up in the sun, happily entwined with others, and then someone comes along, cuts you open, and rips your guts out.
Buffy
I was just thinking about the life of a pumpkin. Grow up in the sun, happily entwined with others, and then someone comes along, cuts you open, and rips your guts out.
Buffy
My secret weapon is PMS.
Buffy
Oh, no...I have to go take an English make-up exam. They give you credit just for speaking it, right?
Buffy
Sorry, but I'm an old fashioned gal. I was raised to believe that men dig up the corpses and the women have the babies. Some Assembly Required
Buffy
So then Kathy's like, 'It's share-time.' And I'm like, 'Oh yeah? Share this!'
Buffy
So what I’m wondering is: does this always happen? Sleep with a guy and he goes all evil?
Buffy
Spike, these are my friends. Besides, it's kind of my job.
Buffy
The girl makes Godot look punctual.
Buffy
The girl makes Godot look punctual.
Buffy
There's no problem that cannot be solved by chocolate.
Buffy
We saved the world, I say we party.
Buffy
What if the girl wants to, and the guy doesn't? That's a bad sign, right?
Buffy
You never take me any place new.
Buffy