Buffy

All I want to do is graduate from high school, go to Europe, marry Christian Slater and die!

Buffy

A Twinkie! That's his lunch? Oh, he is so gonna be punished.

Buffy

Being called an idiot tends to take people out of the dating mood.

Buffy

Conjuring? Will, let's be realistic here, okay? Your basic spells are usually only about 50-50.

Buffy

Hey! Look at us. We came up with a plan, a good plan.

Buffy

I didn't jump to conclusions. I took a small step, and conclusions there were.

Buffy

I didn't jump to conclusions. I took a small step, and conclusions there were.

Buffy

It is a sham, but it's a sham with yams. It's a yam sham.

Buffy

It is a statistically impossible for a 16-year-old girl to unplug her phone.

Buffy

I told you. I said 'End of the World,' and you were like pooh-pooh, Southern California, pooh-pooh.

Buffy

I was just thinking about the life of a pumpkin. Grow up in the sun, happily entwined with others, and then someone comes along, cuts you open, and rips your guts out.

Buffy

I was just thinking about the life of a pumpkin. Grow up in the sun, happily entwined with others, and then someone comes along, cuts you open, and rips your guts out.

Buffy

Oh, no...I have to go take an English make-up exam. They give you credit just for speaking it, right?

Buffy

Sorry, but I'm an old fashioned gal. I was raised to believe that men dig up the corpses and the women have the babies. Some Assembly Required

Buffy

So then Kathy's like, 'It's share-time.' And I'm like, 'Oh yeah? Share this!'

Buffy

So what I’m wondering is: does this always happen? Sleep with a guy and he goes all evil?

Buffy

The girl makes Godot look punctual.

Buffy

The girl makes Godot look punctual.

Buffy

There's no problem that cannot be solved by chocolate.

Buffy

What if the girl wants to, and the guy doesn't? That's a bad sign, right?

Buffy

You never take me any place new.

Buffy